Yo Bruvz

What a propa madderz weekend like. Wez gone out and beat Everton from behind 4-2 and den Bolton get an equalizer against Chelski to make it 2-2 so wez now got a 5 point lead with 3 games ta go. Da Premiership title ize like propa close now bruvz and IZe really hope we finish da job of now. Dis week ize propa biggerz like, Away at Milan for a chance ta play in da Champo League Final and Man City away on Saturday for a chance to possibly winnerz da title bruv with 2 games spare, provided chelsea do not winnerz at Arsenal like.

Ize also wanna say congratez to my boy Ronaldo like for winning all 3 PFA awardz bruv. Hez been quality and hez come up ta me aftawards and tanked me for convincing him on da phone at da start of da season for staying. Ize said he would have a propa madderz season like and Ize very appy dat hez stayed like.

Propa happy for Ronnie with da 2 awardz bruv, da third came next day

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Tonight will be a propa madderz night as wez play da first leg against Ac Milan in da Champo League Semiee Bruvz! Ize propa upset dat Ize got injured again ova da weekend and felt da 1-1 against Middlesbrough could ave been propa badderz for uz, but Chelski only managed a draw like against da Newkiez so wez still got our 3 point lead Bruvz. Anywayz, Wez got a propa wicked chance ta go into da Champo Final but wez need a good performace tonight Bruvz, and Ize hope da team do uz all proud and get a good result to build on when wez play da second leg away in Milan like Bruvz.

Evverz could help da defence tonight but Ize tink da Gaffa might start him on da bench and see how our fit playerz do like

Yo Bruvz

Ize like well appy dat wez in da FA Cup Final Bruvz. We will play da Chelski in da Final like so wez gonna have ta play dem at least twice before da end of da season like! AC Milan for our Semi Final in da Champo League Bruvz will be a propa madderz tie like. Last Night wez also beat Sheffield United 2-0, goalz from Wazza and Carrick, to keep da pressure on Chelski for da Premiership, anything but a win tonight will be like propa wicked for us Bruvz.

Ize ready for da Weekend Bruvz

For da weekend Ize gonna be back Bruvz, I'll be fit and ready ta go and continue to see da season to da finish Bruvz. Itz gonna be one tough ride to da end Bruvz but Ize hope wez gonna do it like.

Yo Bruvz

Last Night wez had like a propa madderz game against Roma in da Champo League Quarter Final Bruvz. Wez gone and won 7-1 with many madderz goalz like. Michael Carrick got da first goal bruvz in propa madderz style from like way out ta gte da night going. Da second goal wez scored waz my faviourate coz Smudger managed ta get a goal after all da recovering from injury like bruvz. Very happy about dat goal bruvz. Den Wazza scored like straight away after Smudgers goal to make it 3-0 like bruvz. Ize like well confused as ta what waz going on bruvz. Den Cristiano managed ta take on a player and get himself a goal before half-time Bruvz. Afta Half Time wez come out and Cristiano managed ta get a second goal ta make it 5-0 bruvz. Den Michael Carrick got anotha one az well bruvz to make it like 6-0 bruvz.

Michael Carrick waz propa appy bruvz and he should be like

Roma managed a constallation goal bruvz by de Rossi like but then Evra came on as a sub and scored numba 7 bruvz. What a madderz night and if we carry on dat performance and form into Watford dis weekend like den wez could be on our way to da FA Cup Final and a possible Treble is still on da cardz bruv.

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Ize gotta like be like propa sorryz for da Own Goal like on Saturday coz Ize like feel so bad bruvz. Wez now only 3 pointz ahead and so wez carn't like ave anymore slip upz like bruvz. With a tough second leg of da Champo League az well could be a propa madderz run in for da season. Ize gotta keep thinking of my little Lorenz and how Ize promised him a trophey dis season bruv but itz gonna be a propa madderz period. Ize just felt bad wez not gte a point on Saturday coz it would have kept uz a little more breathing room bruvz like. Ize hope diz iz just a blip dat we will recover from bruvz.

Propa Madderz Saturday, with mez scoring an own goal Bruvz

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Long time noz write like. Sorrz for like all da not writing and stuff like bruvz but Ize been propa madderz buzy like. Chelski are like right on our tail and da Gaffa felt dat da Blog had distracted my performance so hez said Ize have ta stop bruvz for a bit. Propa Madderz I know like but if da gaffa sayz dat Ize not gonna be bloggin den Ize not bloggin. Anywayz, dat waz like not da half of it man like. Ize got a few madderz moments like ta get ya up ta speed like bruvz.

First up waz mez on da Chris Moyles show like propa ages ago like. I knowz I waz a bit madderz on da show and Ize gotta apologize for like being a bit madderz on da gay jokez like but youz not get ta see da dress he waz wearing like, propa rongon like! Anywayz, wez made up and nuff respect for da big leedz fan coz well Ize did playz for dem and will alwayz be like a part of me like bruvz.

Moylez and mez stare up a bit and syke each otha up for da radio interview like

Den, when I thought dat waz like propa badderz Ize getz a call ta say dat Giroman had been captured like. I went propa skitz coz no Giroman means no cash for yours trulee like so Ize went on da case like propa wicked bruvz. Ize managed ta find out dat some geeza wanted ta pull a fast one like on Giroman and hez Giro bounced. Giroman not too appy bruvz so he like goez roundz ta sort thingz out like. All of a sudden, da geeza holds Giroman hostage like. Ize not believe it bruvz but it happened like dat. Ize neva thought a pro like Giroman could get caught. Anywayz bruvz, da geeza did not knowz dat Giroman haz a detector hidden inside him like so Ize could eazy findz him like. I uzed it and knew where he had Giroman hidden like so da copz busted in and got Giroman free like. Giroman propa grateful and Ize said dat nobody messes with my bro like. Propa safe with Giroman nowz like.

Anywayz, my book ize selling like propa well like. Ize reckon dat da bloggin haz helped me ta like write real good like and get my inglish real good like. Hope youz noticing da improvementz coz Ize write it like Ize sayz it like. Anywayz, if you not got a copy yet go buy it coz, Ize not sayin dis coz itz like my book, but da book ize propa madderz any youz gonna love it bruvz.

Da book ize like betta dan Frankies, Steviez and Beckzies all put together like.

Well Bruvz, Lorenz and Beckie are like propa good at da moment like. Ize been focuzing on dis season so hard so dat Lorenz will be like well proud of me and I can have him down with me like when Ize lifting a trophy like. Ize really wanna win one for him like and Ize feeling good about da season like. Still in da FA Cup and Champo League az well so could be a like propa wicked season bruvz. Man uuuu haz been great but Ingerland not going well Bruvz like. Me and Tezza are working hard at da back but wez know dat we need ta be scoring more goalz like so wez pushing hard ta motivate da team like bruvz. Ize hope youz not on da bosses case coz he ize like doing a madderz of a job, just needz da support of like everyone to let him do hez ting like.

Mez and Hargreavez looking to motivate the team at Deffos expense.

Anywayz bruvz, big game tomorrow so Ize best get my rest. Ize try and sneak on when Ize can but if da Gaffa asks it waz like not me and someone must ave like broke into my account or sommin.

Respect Bruvz

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Not appy afta yesterdayz like. Ize not believe dat wez lost to West Ham like. Wez had so much attacking play and had so many shots on target like Ize not knowz how wez not socre like. My bro Anton ize like propa rubbing it in like! To make it worst Chelski won az well! Only a 2 point gap now!

Yo Bruvz

Last weekend waz a propa madderz weekend for United like coz wez now 8 pointz clear at da top after wez beat Man Citiez 3-1 with goals from Wazza, Louis and Cristiano like but, even more madderz, Chelski only managed a draw against da Arsenal like. Arsenal looked like dey were gonna win it az well like but da chelski managed ta pull back a draw like. Makez for an interesting rest of season like. Hopefully wez can stay ahead and win da Premiership title tis year and stop Chelski havin it for a 3rd season on da trot!

Cristiano and Louis lovin der Goalz like

Wez got a rest now az Chelski have ta play der game in hand like. If deyz win den dey are still 5 pointz behind us so wez currently have da advantage but still cannot afford any slip up like!

Yo Bruvz

Wez managed ta like winnerz against Benfica 3-1 and top our group into da knockout stage like. Madderz innit dat all 4 Premiership teams like topped der Champo League groups like so wez all gonna play a runner up like. Wez won with goals from my main man Vidic (until Izze back with Hargreaves like anywayz), Giggsy and Louis. Wazza went madderz in one of da celebrations like, practicing for da piggy back comp in training next week Ize pect like! Check it out Bruvz!

Da celebrationz were like a bit madderz last night

Anywayz, wez through and have a few monthz ta push in da Premiership matchez like until da champo League resumez in Feburary liek bruvz!

Catch ya all soon like!