Yo Bruvz 
Long time noz write like. Sorrz for like all da not writing and stuff like bruvz but Ize been propa madderz buzy like. Chelski are like right on our tail and da Gaffa felt dat da Blog had distracted my performance so hez said Ize have ta stop bruvz for a bit. Propa Madderz I know like but if da gaffa sayz dat Ize not gonna be bloggin den Ize not bloggin. Anywayz, dat waz like not da half of it man like. Ize got a few madderz moments like ta get ya up ta speed like bruvz.
First up waz mez on da Chris Moyles show like propa ages ago like. I knowz I waz a bit madderz on da show and Ize gotta apologize for like being a bit madderz on da gay jokez like but youz not get ta see da dress he waz wearing like, propa rongon like! Anywayz, wez made up and nuff respect for da big leedz fan coz well Ize did playz for dem and will alwayz be like a part of me like bruvz.
Moylez and mez stare up a bit and syke each otha up for da radio interview like
Den, when I thought dat waz like propa badderz Ize getz a call ta say dat Giroman had been captured like. I went propa skitz coz no Giroman means no cash for yours trulee like so Ize went on da case like propa wicked bruvz. Ize managed ta find out dat some geeza wanted ta pull a fast one like on Giroman and hez Giro bounced. Giroman not too appy bruvz so he like goez roundz ta sort thingz out like. All of a sudden, da geeza holds Giroman hostage like. Ize not believe it bruvz but it happened like dat. Ize neva thought a pro like Giroman could get caught. Anywayz bruvz, da geeza did not knowz dat Giroman haz a detector hidden inside him like so Ize could eazy findz him like. I uzed it and knew where he had Giroman hidden like so da copz busted in and got Giroman free like. Giroman propa grateful and Ize said dat nobody messes with my bro like. Propa safe with Giroman nowz like.
Anywayz, my book ize selling like propa well like. Ize reckon dat da bloggin haz helped me ta like write real good like and get my inglish real good like. Hope youz noticing da improvementz coz Ize write it like Ize sayz it like. Anywayz, if you not got a copy yet go buy it coz, Ize not sayin dis coz itz like my book, but da book ize propa madderz any youz gonna love it bruvz.
Da book ize like betta dan Frankies, Steviez and Beckzies all put together like.
Well Bruvz, Lorenz and Beckie are like propa good at da moment like. Ize been focuzing on dis season so hard so dat Lorenz will be like well proud of me and I can have him down with me like when Ize lifting a trophy like. Ize really wanna win one for him like and Ize feeling good about da season like. Still in da FA Cup and Champo League az well so could be a like propa wicked season bruvz. Man uuuu haz been great but Ingerland not going well Bruvz like. Me and Tezza are working hard at da back but wez know dat we need ta be scoring more goalz like so wez pushing hard ta motivate da team like bruvz. Ize hope youz not on da bosses case coz he ize like doing a madderz of a job, just needz da support of like everyone to let him do hez ting like.
Mez and Hargreavez looking to motivate the team at Deffos expense.
Anywayz bruvz, big game tomorrow so Ize best get my rest. Ize try and sneak on when Ize can but if da Gaffa asks it waz like not me and someone must ave like broke into my account or sommin.
Respect Bruvz
