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Yo Bruvs

Ize gotta say dat wez struggled in Portugal but wez managed to like get da result in Portugal like. Cristiano waz amazing like with da dribbling and Saha managed to nick da winner with a propa wicked goal like! Howeva, da match had some allergation dat Paul Scholes called da Ref a Batty Boy or sommin. Ize not know what ize like going on like but Ize not reckon hez sayz that. If Scholsey did say sommin ti would have been like an accident or sommin like not propa meaning it so Ize say leave it alone like!

Scholsey wouldn't say a ref waz Batty would he?

anywayz bruv, wez got ta focus on da weekend and see uz catching Chelski for da top spot again like!

Yo Bruvs

Ize got sum wicked news for youz like about an opportunity for both raising money for charity and to have a once in a lifetime opportunity to abseil da North Stand at Old Trafford. Wez are all up for charity raising lik so dat ize why myself and Dazza went to meet some fans and promote da charity. Little Geeza Max had gotten cystic fibrosis like so me and Dazza went ova to him to make hez day like and wez managed to get his daddy to sign up to da abseiling. Az an added insentive da person who raises da most money will get a pair of my boots signed for them.

Me and Dazza saying hello to Little Geeza Max like! Propa wicked he waz!

I can also say that if youz raise £100 den youz can abseil down da North Stand for free so get in touch to find out more. If you are up to da task you can call 0845 859 1100 or e-mail events@cftrust.org.uk

Anywayz, wez gotta beat Benefica tonight and keep da Chamo League going strong like! Theyz knocked uz out last year like so wez gotta repay dem for dat like!

Yo Bruvs

Wez were a little lucky to come awayz from Reading with a draw tanks to Cristiano Ronaldo's equalizer like. Hez come good after a lot of stick and booes had gone hez way but hez come out and managed to score a propa wicked goal! Lookz like Cristiano ize handelling da pressure well, but tis a shame da rest of da team cannot come out and win games to keep da pressure on Chelski like!

Cristiano celebrating da equalizer for us like!

Wez still in contension for da premiership but we need to do better. Europe tis week also so we need ta keep fit and need ta keep winning!

Yo Bruv

Ize not believe itz but wez gone and lost our first game of da season at home and it waz not because Ize scored an own goal! Not sure what madderz iz going on like at Old Trafford yesterday like but Arsenal managed to bag their first win of da season at our expense like! Wez gonna have ta comne back and beat Reading away next week! At least we have da whole week to like get readies for it like bruv!

Ize mangaing to keep Freddie in check for dat play like!

Away at Reading next week bruv and wez need to come out fired up for a good win. 1-0 ain't gonna cut it, wez need a big win to get da goal difference ringing and da pressure still on Cheski like! Wez gotta stop Chelsjki winning tis year surely and so wez gonna have ta play better, simple az that like! Not much more to write like so Ize gonna leave it there bruvs!

Yo Bruvs!

Wez gone and won again and tiz time it woz in da Champo League like! Wez had a wicked start to da season like and long may it continue like! We went behind afta Celltick scored first with da price of hellenic or sommin. Anyway, Louis Saha went and scored a penalty and anotha wicked goal. Celltick scored some propa wicked free kick so at half time it waz 2-2 like. Fergie had ta fire us up at halftime but he didz it and we went out all going for it. Louis Saha wnated a Hatrick so bad but Ole managed to get da winna like! Propa wicked match it waz!

Ole scorez da winna last night!

Wez on good form and we have ta play Arsenal like on sunday so wez propa focused for dat now! Ize hope we can keep da run going and keep da pressure on Chelsea with another win!

Yo Bruvs

Tonight wez begin da Champo league with a match against celtic. Cannot wait to like get tis compotition undawaye like! Ize been looking at da Celtic Strikers like and I found some propa prince or sommin! Hez name ize Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink or sommin like that bruv! Madderz innit , hez must be like some royal or sommin to have a name like that! Anyway, hez only just signed for Celtic and played 2 games, 1 where he came on az a sub like bruvs, and hez got 2 goals so far. Hez quite tall so all da training with Crouchy in Ingerland Training should help like!

Da Prince of Hesselink could be King of Glasgow if hez scorez tonight like Bruvs!

Anywayz, wish uz luck tonight az we go on ta win for youz all!

Yo Bruvs

Wez only gone and wonz again like! Wez on a great run at da moment like ! Giggsy scores a header to seal da win like and wez lovin it so far. Another clean sheet at Man UUU az well so well chuffed with da defence so far! Still top of da Premiership az well like so wez in control at da moment. Gotta keep winning like to keep da pressure on! Nice to beat Aaron Lennon az well!

Giggsy scores again like and it winz uz da game.

We have our first champions league game on Wednesday like az well against da Celtic so wez gonna have ta keep up da pace and keep pushing for more winz like! Wez wanna get da Champions League off to a good start like da Premiership has az well like!

No Word of da day now like. Propa worngen az my dictionary had been scribbled out by Aaron Lennon. Propa bad innit like! Well I'll have ta think of a prank for him like when wez next meet for da Ingerland team coz hez gonna get one bad like!

Yo Bruvs

We have gone and won annatha game like on da trot with a win in maccadonia like! Propa Wicked! Crocuhy scorez again like and he completed hez 5p bet like! For thoze that not know whata 5p bet ize then listen up. A 5p bet ize a bet you cannot back out, coz da 5p ize da smallest coin size in da Ingerlish money like! If you get a 5p in der hand they cannot back out of da bet. Ize managed to get Crouchy and said that if hez scored den hez gonna have ta pretend to be a superhero of hez choice for da goal celebration. Hez did scorez and went for da Suprman like, check it out!

Crocuhy scored a propa wicked goal and hez celebrated with da Superman like! Propa Class like!

It waz another solid defence for Ingerland like with a clean sheet so Ize hopeing wez can keep dat run going through da qualifiers and beyond like! Ize a bit tired after yetserdayz intenze word of da dayage so Zie not had da chance to get one for you all yet but will try to have one for youz lata taday like!

Yo Bruv

Ize gonna give you 2 words of da day az wez missed out due to Aaron Lennon trying to be funny like! Well hez not da funny one now like ize he

Word of da Day 1: Caustic
Da Phrase Like 1: Some people tink that ize a bit caustic like but ize say naaaw bruv Ize not like dat at all, Ize a straight up geeza like not some sarcastic idiot or sommin!

Word of da Day 2: Treatable
Da Phrase Like 2: My toe waz like not injured propa like or broken like coz my physio said it waz well treatable like and would be back in da defence for Man UUUU and Ingerland in no time! Wicked!

Yo Bruvs

Ize finally found my dictionary like. Aaron Lennon did nab it after all. Ize not happy but Ize thought will have to be like propa smart like about it and decided that tis could be one for da Captain to look at like! Ize told Tezzer about da situation and that need a good idea for a prank like. Tezza not know one but hez said that Hargreaves waz like propa smart so hez gonna know. Of course, my main man! Howz could Ize like not tink to go to him first like! Anywayz, went to Hargreaves and hez like yeah bruv wez gonna have to get aaron Lennon good like! Hez proposed that we hide his kit and make him wear a like fairy princess costume or sommin. Ize loved it and managed to get da kit man to like do it for uz. He even got hez number on da dress so hez had ta wear it like! Looked well good.

Anywayz, he had ta wear it yesterday afternoon and da boyz loved it. Tezza waz in stitches! Propa Merc'ed he waz! Ize guessing hez not gonna nab my dictionary again like! Check it out below!

Tezza loved da Fairy Princess Dress Aaron had ta wear like!

Well, now I have my dictionary back Ize gonna have ta read up and have a word for youz later today like! If Ize not get it done I might not paly so good tonight so all important Ize get my new word today. Ize may even get a second word done to cover for yesterday like az well, just to be safe bruv like!

Yo Bruvs

My Toe ize like in propa pain like. Ize not realize it before but itz like well hurtin like . Ize may be ok for Macedonia like Wednesday. Ize thought that ize be good for da Andoorer match like but it waz not too good and Macca wanted me fit for da tougher match against Macedonia like. I knew my main man Hargreaves would be on and Wez would be covering my spot so waz like all safe bruv!

My Toe be hurtin propa madderz like!

Itz turnz out ok though in da end az we beat Andoorer 5-0 like. Another big win tis season. Seemz like der ize gonna be a lot of goalz for da matchez ize involved with, even if watching from da sideline, tis season like. Crochie and Deffo got 2 each and Stevie getz one az well like. Propa madderz innit. ize hope da scoring ize just az good like for AMcedonia like!

Crocuhy scores his second goal and ize lovin it!

But da worst thing haz happened while ize been in da squad. Ize lost ma Dictionary like so Ize cannot wirte a word of da day for you all like! I know, youz all thinking, haz Rio gone on a propa madderz like and Ize haz to sayz like that Ize must have to lose it like! Ize gonna have to try and get another one or sommin but until den therez no word for you allz to like learn and stuff. Ize reckon Aaron Lennon haz nabbed it after da lead lined bootz he had ta wear like, thanks to deffo, but Ize cannot say anyting yet. Iff Ize findz it Ize gonna write one up for you like so stay tuned like and ize gonna see if I can get it back. If Aaron Lennon did indeed nab it from me Ize gonna have ta Merc him good!