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Wazza had been like propa put down by da Media az not scoring many goals like but my main man at da moment managed to sush dem up like with 3 propa madderz strikes like against Bolton Bruvz. Hez scored 2 early in da first half to stamp hez dominance on da game like and den hez managed a late third to secure da Hat-Trick. Cristiano managed to score a madderz goal az well so wez still top of da leaue like Bruvz with a 4-0 winnerz like

Wazza gone madderz coz of da third goal like!

Ize like ta tink all da help with hez diet I had been givin im from pre-season like haz helped bruvz and Ize hope hez appreciatez it like! Anywayz, wez got da Champo League on Wednesday where wez away at Copperheaderz like so wez gotta push for da winnerz der az well. With Wazza back in form let uz see if hez can create and score some more madderz momentz like!

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Today ize da day dat Becky decided that she would wanna have a little while away from Lorenz to do some much overdew shopping like. Ize like well do you want me to like look afta Lorenz den? She waz like naaa Rio wez get my mum to look after him for da afternoon like. Ize thought waz a wicked idea coz Becky's mum ize well wicked with kidz like. So we drop Lorenz off at Becky's mum and den wez went shopping like.

My Becky looking lovely while shopping like

Shez so enjoyed da shopping like and Ize handed ova my Giros knowing dat Becky would be feeling happy for dayz. She not had a big shop in a while and if der ize one ting Ize know about women it ize dat if youz stop them shopping for a long time den dey get very upset and depressed. If you goez shopping with dem and get tingz dey like for dem youz in for a wicked evening Becky got a load of new clothez dat she can now wear az she ize like not preggerz. Still not lost all da baby weight but not far off it now. My personal trainer haz helped her out dez last few months and shez almost back to before preggerz weight. Shez feeling really happy now and ize wanting to go out morez now. Ize love my Becky and it ize nice to have a bit of time where itz just me and her and wez not gotta worry about whether Lorenzo ize doing ok like. Today waz a wicked day az morning training went well also. Ize hope dat Becky brings Lorenzo to watch Saturday and dat Ize can play well for da both of dem like! Watch out Bolton az youz comin to da Ferdinand's home like!

Look Bruvz Ize da least Nediest Person Eva Like!

Yo Bruvs!

Last night saw a propa madderz clash between Crewe and Man Utd in da Carling Cup 3rd Round like! Crewe started strongerz like but Ole managed to get da first goal in like to put uz in da lead like. Den Crewe managed to get an equaliser like in da second half. It stayz like dat till full time so wez had ta play extra time like Bruvs, propa scary innit. Anyway, da boyz done good and Smudger managed to set up Kieran Lee for da winning goal like bruvs. Propa crazy like. Glad smudger played wellz like but would have loved him ta score bruvz.

Kieran Lee da man in Extra Time like!

Anywayz, time ta get readies for da match against Bolton at Old Trafford tis weekend. Ize quite surprised dat Bolton could go top if dey beat us and Chelski lose like! Wez cannot afford to lose any gamez at da moment Bruvz so wez gotta take it to Bolton and winnerz. Chelski have Sheffield United like so could be an interesting weekend like!

Just Warming up before todayz match against crewe in Carling Cup. Da gaffer may needz me like!

Propa scary Bruvs innit! Quite madderz

Nah Way Bruvs

Ize just found out dat a girl ize thought ize shagged on holiday back when I waz at West Ham ize actually a blow up doll! Gutted like bruv, gutted! Ize been so Merced man!

Blow Up Doll

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Ize managed ta score at my sons first game at Man UUU like and Ize so proud to dedicate da goal to him like! Scholsey scored first and, for hez 500th appearance, waz wicked and deservingly trademark for himto sum up hez career so far like! Proved to be a madderz of a win against Liverpool like so wez still top of da league like! Ize hope wez can come out and winnerz da season like az Ize love ta say ta my son dat hez first year saw me win da premiership like and dedicate my effortz to him like! Ize reckon he'd like dat! Seeing my son with my Becky ize da most like insperrationel ting for mez like and ize probably like why Ize playing so well at da moment!

Ize letting my son know dat da goal Ize scored waz for him like!

Anywayz, wez got da Carling Cup on Wednesday against Crewe instead of da Champo League so not sure whetha da gaffer will give me a match off dis week or whetha he tinks he needz me ta playerz like! Ize alwayz like ta play like but itz a long season and wez in a good position for da cahmpo League and da Premiership so wez wanna make sure wez not ova stretch like dis season! A rest game Ize reckon would do me some good like and give anotha player a bit of game time like az well!

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Wez gone and wonz again in da Champo league like beating Copperhags by 3 goals like! Scholsey scorez a propa wicked goal like late in da first half and Johnny and Kieran score in da second half like. I had ta pull out with a stiff neck like Bruv's. was not my idea like but da gaffa said it waz improtant dat Ize not make my injury worse so Ize not play in da Liverpool match like on Sunday. Fair play Guv, Fair Play like!

Scholsey gets da scoring started last night like!

It waz also propa wicked to see Smudger come back on and play Champo League football after being out with an injurys for a long time like. Shame hez not score az he had a propa wicked chance like! Anywayz, Liverpool tis weekend like so bets get myself readyz for it like!

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Tonight iz da champo League and wez got Copperhagers at home like! Itz gonna be like propa tough and after Saturday Ize may get da captaincy armband again like, depends if Giggsy will be starting like Ize suppose az Gary Neville ize out injured still and looking unlikely to be fit. Cristiano wants ta play tonight but ize also commin back from injurs like and with Liverpool tis weekend da Gaffa may be trying ta make sure we have a propa wicked squad fitters for it like!

Champo's League will be toughie tonight bruvs but wez faviouratez ta winnerz like!

Anywayz, gonna get myself some more trainnerz in like before tonight and be ready to goez. Been a tough old schedule last few matchez but Ize gonna have ta keep performing like!

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Wez gone and wonz again on Sunday with a propa wicked second half against da wiggerz like! What made it like all da betta waz dat I waz Captain for da match like. Propa wicked yall! Da first half started slowers for us like and da wiggerz scored a propa wicked free kick like! Dey almost scored a second like after dey came up with a different free kick piece like. If dey scored dat den da day would have been like well different like! Anywayz, we managed to get more possession and control da match for most of da first half afterwardz like! Although Ole, Louis and Wazza were being propa madderz up front dey did not score in da first half.

Da second went propa madderz az Giggsy came on and we went to a 4-4-2 formation with Ole on da Right still but Wazza more central. It waz propa genius by da Sir Alex and wez went out and like dominated da second half. My man in da Deefence Vidic managed to head home hez first goal for Man UUU in propa wicked style from a Giggsy corner like! Den Saha scored a propa madderz goal off a Wazza cross not long afterwardz like! Not sure exactly how Saha managed ta score how he didz but hez managed it anyway. Just when da ganme looked finished Ole managed a late tird for Man UUU like with some propa madderz goal az well. Wazza did not score todayz but look propa sharp like and Ize guessing dat our Champo League game tis week may see him rise to da stage and score some propa madderz goals like!

Vidic scorez a propa madderz header like and waz well appy like!

Well Ize happy coz we won, Ize captain and, even tough Chelski won, wez still top of da league like. Chelski got a proppa madderz of an injury to der keeper Check like so Ize wonder what deyz gonna do at Chelski now?

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Wez gonna be playing da Wiggers tomorrow and my top man Emile ize up for a decent spout with mez tomorrow. Ize lovin it az well az he playz honest and hard so Ize alwayz enjoy de encounterz. Ize expecting to be able to oust him from scoring tomorrow but he ize some real quality like! Man UUU should winnerz like, and wez on Sky Sports for da noon kick off like, and we knowz we need to score loadz and keep a clean sheet to like keep da Goal Difference advantage we have ova Chelski!

Here ize Hesky lovin playing against me like! Ize alwayz like ta play against top strikerz like dat play fair and clean!

Anywayz, da Ingerland frustration continues but at least my club ize doin well and Ize can hope ta keep playing well for club to raise my game for Ingerland like!

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Wez were on a bit of a madderz yesterday with a new 3-5-2 formation like and it went propa badderz like! We started off trying out a 3-5-2 formation or sommin, ize not really get what we waz trying to do az it waz sort of 5-3-2 ish az well! Anywayz, it waz myself, Tezza and Jamie dat waz in da defence like and Gary Neville and Ashley Cole were sort of midfileder wing-back type people that were also not sure what deyz were meant to do like! Anywyaz, da confused defence sortof got by in da first half but Crouchie and co could not muster a goal up front like! Dat meant we went in at half-time 0-0 and tinking wez could nick a goal or sommin in da second half so long az we were tough in defence like! Well, that did not happen!

Da Secind half had some brasilian score and dat confused me a bit coz Ize not know croatia waz part of Brasil like! Anywayz, da second waz a propa mistake with da back pass from Gary Neville bobbling ova Robbo's foot and ending up in da back of da net! Check it out below like bruvs!

Gary Neville triez a back pass but getz an own goal like!

Anywayz, we tries to go back to a 4-4-2 like but it waz a little late bruvz and we like lost da game. Propa madderz it waz and a bit unhappy by da performance we put together like! If we wanna make Euro 2008 den we cannot afford to loose anymore gamez like!

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Just got back to my room after a long trek round croatia like! Propa Madderz like. Ize found out they don't let you like take a piss in da street like, even behind a bush is illegal like! Naa way bruv! Theyz got theze signz evarywear like! Check it out!

Da Croakies do not like you taking da piss on der country like. Must have a propa bad sense of humour like! Not sure whetha a prank on a croski will be a good idea.

Ize decided to like get a quick MErc done before da boyz were settled in today so Ize know Deffo would be a good target for it az well. What Ize did waz sneak into hez room before da end of training and remove all his stuff. I brought in some cheapo T-shirts and jeans like and propa ripped dem to pieces and left dem all ova da floor with a goat sitting in da floor. Check out da picture we took like!

Deffo getz propa Merced like!

Anywayz, deffo waz propa Merced by da stunt and went bright red when we gave him hez clothes back like. I think he still haz da goat in hez room although Ize not sure why!

Anywayz, back ta training propa tomorrow like and den da big match Wednesday!

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Ize not happy bout da game on Saturday like coz wez should ahve put it away and won comfortably like. Ize annoyed dat Ize got a back problem like just before da game started. Ize reckon ize should be ok for Croatia on Wednesday like although a little sore at da moment. Anywayz, Ledderz managed to like play well in da defence for uz and Ize reckon he was propa quality. Hopefully he can be accomodated into da Ingerland squad for Croatia. For da match we looked poor. I knowz my team matez will defend aspectz of our game but in my opinion we did not play well at all. Our midfield waz not az dominating az it can be and so our attack waz hindered az a result like. Wazza just needz a bounce to go right for him but at da moment theyz not happening. Ize surprised Crouchie did not score one though but Ize suppose you cannot expect him to score and save Ingerland every game like! Poor old Gerard ize like gonna miss out for da Croatia match like so Ize not sure what da gaffa haz planned for croatia. Ize hoping dat wez go for a more attacking formation to really take it to Croatia but da decision will ahve ta stay with da Gaffa for nowz like!

Gerrard waz celebrating a quality run into da box a bit pre-maturely like but he waz our main threat in da attack on Saturday. He will be missed in Croatia

Anywayz, Wednesday we have a job to do and noting but a win will be enough to secure our spot at da top of da group. Ize hoping dat Ingerland will dig deep inside and pull out an amazing performance like az we are capable of it like!

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Ize goota say ize well impressed with da Gaffa for Ingerland at da moment az he ize like well wicked like! Hez not afriad to tell uz where we can improve and telling uz straight up what he wantz. Lot of respect for dat az Sir Alex ize like tis azwell! When Macca worked under Sir Alex he must have got tis attitude from der az well like! Da BBC haz written stuff about it like on der website so check it out bruvs!

Macca da Man

Ize talking to da Media about da Gaffa like!

Tomorrow ize da day like so let uz win one for good old Ingerland like!

Yo Bruvs

Ize gotta say dat avin Wazza back in da Ingerland Squad ize like propa wicked coz he ize like well up for Saturday and hez well up for like provin dat he ize in form and ize able to like score goalz at will like! Ize told da BBC dat az well and theyz got it on der website thingy like! Check it our Bruvs!

"Wazza will be like Wicked" Interview

Wazza will come good Saturday and Da Gaffa knowz it like!

Hope youz enjoyed it. Had a few people e-mail me about da autobiography saying it waz like propa wicked which Ize alwayz love ta hear. One person thought I waz like propa madderz when I waz younger and Ize have ta admit I waz a bit madderz and Ize enjoyed it at da time. Would neva do dat sort of ting now though, especially az I have my beautiful Becky.

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Ize just wana say dat da Ingerland team will be playing Maccadonia or sommin later this Saturday and we need ta perform like. Ize calling on all my team mates ta make a massive effort to like be da great team our Ingerlish fanz deserve like. Ize tired of being hyped up and being a team of such talented players like and for us ta go out and play like really poorly. We need ta step up our effors like and we need to like be propa wicked saturday. Ize know we let all da fans down in da World Cup but Saturday iz da day we make ammends and give da Ingersih Fans sommin ta cheer about like! With my main man Owen Hargreaves out injured like wez gonna have ta work extra hard like ta make sure wez on top of our game and get not just a win but a really wicked win and wicked performance like!

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Ize have ta say dat wez back on da top of da Premiership with a good win against Newcastle tanks to Ole scoring 2 wicked goals like! Wez back on top just by Goal Difference but Chelski are not getting an eazy reun like previous seasons like! Ize well appy for Ole coz he haz had a lot to go through in previous seasonz to like get back to fitness n stuff so him getting 2 goalz today ize great! Ize really hope he keepz playing, keepz fit and keeping da quality dat he haz at da moment like.

Ole well appy with da second goal for a comfortable win like!

Anywayz, my autobiography will be out now az well and I knowz people are gonna wonder what it ize like and stuff. Well, az much az ize not wanting it all published on da net Ize found a small segment about my younger dayz. Tis had been printed off in da Sun already like so Ize not mind people reading tis bit like! Check it out bruvs!

My Autobiography

Hope you all enjoyz it and wannna read a bit more. youz gonna have ta buy a copy, or borrow it off a maate or sommin, to read da rest like. Hope youz enjoy da autobiography!

I waz also on da Chris Moyles show dis morning like, after my driver managed to go to da wrong hotel first. Anywayz, waz well wicked and enoyed da show like. Ize should be on da podkast dey do tis week so listen out for it, dey said it waz like free to downlood or sommin for der site. When Izze see it online ize let you know.