Yo Bruvs 
Wez gonna be playing da Wiggers tomorrow and my top man Emile ize up for a decent spout with mez tomorrow. Ize lovin it az well az he playz honest and hard so Ize alwayz enjoy de encounterz. Ize expecting to be able to oust him from scoring tomorrow but he ize some real quality like! Man UUU should winnerz like, and wez on Sky Sports for da noon kick off like, and we knowz we need to score loadz and keep a clean sheet to like keep da Goal Difference advantage we have ova Chelski!
Here ize Hesky lovin playing against me like! Ize alwayz like ta play against top strikerz like dat play fair and clean!
Anywayz, da Ingerland frustration continues but at least my club ize doin well and Ize can hope ta keep playing well for club to raise my game for Ingerland like!
lol this a joke right?