Yo Bruvs 
Wazza had been like propa put down by da Media az not scoring many goals like but my main man at da moment managed to sush dem up like with 3 propa madderz strikes like against Bolton Bruvz. Hez scored 2 early in da first half to stamp hez dominance on da game like and den hez managed a late third to secure da Hat-Trick. Cristiano managed to score a madderz goal az well so wez still top of da leaue like Bruvz with a 4-0 winnerz like 
Wazza gone madderz coz of da third goal like!
Ize like ta tink all da help with hez diet I had been givin im from pre-season like haz helped bruvz and Ize hope hez appreciatez it like! Anywayz, wez got da Champo League on Wednesday where wez away at Copperheaderz like so wez gotta push for da winnerz der az well. With Wazza back in form let uz see if hez can create and score some more madderz momentz like!
