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Yo Bruvs

Just got back to my room after a long trek round croatia like! Propa Madderz like. Ize found out they don't let you like take a piss in da street like, even behind a bush is illegal like! Naa way bruv! Theyz got theze signz evarywear like! Check it out!

Da Croakies do not like you taking da piss on der country like. Must have a propa bad sense of humour like! Not sure whetha a prank on a croski will be a good idea.

Ize decided to like get a quick MErc done before da boyz were settled in today so Ize know Deffo would be a good target for it az well. What Ize did waz sneak into hez room before da end of training and remove all his stuff. I brought in some cheapo T-shirts and jeans like and propa ripped dem to pieces and left dem all ova da floor with a goat sitting in da floor. Check out da picture we took like!

Deffo getz propa Merced like!

Anywayz, deffo waz propa Merced by da stunt and went bright red when we gave him hez clothes back like. I think he still haz da goat in hez room although Ize not sure why!

Anywayz, back ta training propa tomorrow like and den da big match Wednesday!

Yo Bruvs

Ize not happy bout da game on Saturday like coz wez should ahve put it away and won comfortably like. Ize annoyed dat Ize got a back problem like just before da game started. Ize reckon ize should be ok for Croatia on Wednesday like although a little sore at da moment. Anywayz, Ledderz managed to like play well in da defence for uz and Ize reckon he was propa quality. Hopefully he can be accomodated into da Ingerland squad for Croatia. For da match we looked poor. I knowz my team matez will defend aspectz of our game but in my opinion we did not play well at all. Our midfield waz not az dominating az it can be and so our attack waz hindered az a result like. Wazza just needz a bounce to go right for him but at da moment theyz not happening. Ize surprised Crouchie did not score one though but Ize suppose you cannot expect him to score and save Ingerland every game like! Poor old Gerard ize like gonna miss out for da Croatia match like so Ize not sure what da gaffa haz planned for croatia. Ize hoping dat wez go for a more attacking formation to really take it to Croatia but da decision will ahve ta stay with da Gaffa for nowz like!

Gerrard waz celebrating a quality run into da box a bit pre-maturely like but he waz our main threat in da attack on Saturday. He will be missed in Croatia

Anywayz, Wednesday we have a job to do and noting but a win will be enough to secure our spot at da top of da group. Ize hoping dat Ingerland will dig deep inside and pull out an amazing performance like az we are capable of it like!