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Yo Bruvz

My Bro ize on bail for a week while da Magistratez like have a party or sommin. Anywayz, Anton haz a propa hearing next weke like! Madderz innit, why have him come inta court just ta say right come in next week like! Seemz a bit madderz to me, why not just tell him in da letta ta come next week like!

Well da Chelski are already trying ta say how deyz gonna beat uze like. Frankie and Tezza txt me saying how much dey are gonna enjoy winning in Old Trafford tis weekend like! Ize just replied with youz only gonna win in old trafofrd in an FA Cup Semi against Newcastle being held at Old Trafford, not against us Brvz! No reply from dem yet!

Ize keep you upta date like!

Yo Bruvz

My Bro haz got inta like loadz of trouble Bruvz and ize like havin ta go to court like! Anton haz been charged with assault and GBH like. Naw in da hood like dis would be considered a good ting like but wez been raised betta den dat Bruvz and itz a shame dat hez been like pulled into sommin like tis. Ize not wanna see anyting happen to my Bro but ize really not noe like what will happen to him Bruvz!

Anton showing hez class by like telling a geeza where da Bathroom ize like bruvz!

Ize not sure what dis will do for him and how it will mentally effect my playing like! Whyz all dez tingz happen at da worst time like bruvz! Anywayz, gotta go see my Bruv and check he ize alright bruvz before he goez to da hearing tomorrow like!

Yo Bruvz

Ize not belive what appened last night at da Celtick like! Wez were like propa controlling da match like but somehow deyz managed ta win like. Da first half waz like all good for Man UUU like az we kept da ball for like most of da half, with Celtick struggling ta like get da ball out of der own half of da pitch. Wez were putting pressure on dem all game and were unable ta get a clear chance ta make a goal. Den in da second half Celtick came out a bit more fired up like but wez still kept control of da match. Den dey got a free kick which dey put away like Bruvz! Some people have txtd me like on ma phone and said it waz a dive like but Ize not seen it yet to say either way like! Anywayz, Saha had a chance ta like scorez a penalty but it waz propa saved like! Madderz innit! Well we ended up loosing da game and have ta like get da job done against Benfica ta like get through to da knockout stagez liek bruvz!

Wazza practicing for da Limbo comeptition next month like at da Chrissmass party like!

Anywayz bruvz, disappointing but still in da mix for getting out of da group stage bruvz so wez just gotta do it at Old Trafford like bruvz. Chelski this weekend so main focus ize on winning da crucial game bruvz.

Yo Bruvz

Sorryz dat Ize not been able to like write in ma blog like but itz been a bit of a madderz week like so waz like well busy like! Lotz ta write about like so will try to keep yall up ta date bruvz!

Firstly da Ingerland Game! Ize knowz you were like a bit madderz at da squad for like only gettin a draw like but wez are like unda so much pressure every game ta like not lose dat wez sort of got ourselvez stuck in an madderz position like. Wez should have just carried on and played like but wez felt dat if wez lost da game den Macca would ave been sacked bruvz and hez too wicked a like get him sacked already! Nuff respect for da Gaff and most da playerz would agree so dat ize why wez tried to protect a winnerz for him. Shame wez not winnerz it like!

Wazza lovin da Goal hez scored against da Dutch like!

Den der waz da match against Sheffield away like. Very tough but Wazza managed ta get 2 goalz ta winnerz da match like. It ize like well good ta see Wazza on form at da moment like! Propa madderz da 2 goalz were and wez still top at da moment by 3 pointz and wez got Chelsk on saturday like where wez could either be joint top or 6 pointz clear like!

Wazza knockz in a goal against Sheffield like!

Anywayz, wez got Celtic like in da Champo league and a win would mean wez going through and likely to go through top so wez gotta play ta win da game like. Den Chelski on Saturday so da next 2 games will be crucial to how our season will goez like!

Yo Bruvs

Ize gone and propa merc'ed Frankie like in Holland! Propa wicked! What ize managed ta do waz get hez girlfriend on da act like and shez done propa wicked like. Frnakie haz just had a baby like so havin hez girlfriend say dat dey have anotha one on da way would be propa madderz wouldn't it. Well dat ize what Ize done like! Ize called Elen up like and she agreed to like come ova with my Becky and both little uns like so she could do da prank in person. Ize had Deffo with a camera like so like hez could get a propa wicked piccie like of Frankie being merc'ed like. Anywayz, my Becky and Elen managed ta get here in da evening and Elen walked ova ta Frankie and said dat she had to tell him da good news like. He was like well confused like and when she said dat she was preggerz like he look propa confused like. Check out da picture Deffo got like!

Frankie a bit confused about da news like

Anywayz, Elen haz like kept up da act but shez promised ta tell em da truth when hez back in ingerland like. Everyone ize in on it including da gaffa so Frankie haz got everyone saying congratulations like. Got him a big card and everyting for him and some toyz for da fake baby like. Boy hez gonna be madderz when he finds out like! Dat ize payback for da blow up doll Frankie!

Anywayz, back to preparing for da Friendly against Holland tonight! Catch ya all later like!

Yo Bruvs

Wez gone ova to Blakburn and had a propa harderz game like but wez managed to like come through and winnerz 1-0 like. Propa wicked. Louis Saha managed ta like get da winnerz like and, with da form hez in, hez managed ta get a callup to da French Squad like. Hez played like propa wicked like and deservez ta get some caps for France like. A load of da boyz from Man UUU have been called up for Ingerland like so Ize hope wez do well for our club and winz da Wednesday match like!

Propa Madderz Celebration for da winnerz against Blackburn like!

Anywayz, back with da Ingerland squad can only mean one ting, time ta wind people up like. Best start getting my pranks ready like!

Yo Bruvs

Sorry for like not wiritng much in da last few dayz but itz been a bit madderz recently youz see, Saturday waz like propa wicked coz we had a madderz result against da Ports-mouth like! Wez beat dem like 3-0 and with Louis, Cristiano and Nemanja scoring some madderz goalz like! Well appy afta dat day and all waz well! To make da weekend propa wicked like Chelski lost to da Spurs like. Dat meanz we are 3 points clear like and in a propa quality position in da league like!

Tuesday waz no good like coz wez like lost to Southend like and dey knock uz out da Carling Cup like. Propa madderz like Not sure howz dat happened like but it didz so wez just gotta like get on with da other compos like and try and win dem instead like! Madderz innit how wez can be top of da premiership like but loose in da cup to southend innit! Just showz dat football ain't az like easy to figure out az people tink like. Perhapz why Ize like alwayz confused like bruvz!

Anywayz, dat ain't da most madderz ting like! What waz even more madderz waz da minger dat stole my car like ! Hez got caught tanks to like da hidden camera in my car but waz still madderz like! It had my laptop like in da boot so Ize not able to write on ere like until Ize got it back like! Anywayz, da panda got caught and az he thought like dat he waz like a panda he ended up being kept in da Zoo for further questioning. Check out da picie Ize got of him in my car like!

Do you tink hez know dat der waz a hidden camera like?

Anywayz, after a madderz week like tis one Ize needed to like wirte loadz bruv to make sure youz kept up ta date like! If any more pandaz try to steal my car like Ize get you da excluseeve bruvs doncha worry bout dat like!

Yo Bruvz

Ize not believe it but wez like lost in da Champo league yesterday at Copperhaggerz like! Propa madderz, especially after P Diddy got me lunch like. anywayz, ize not come on till da second half so waz like propa madderz when dey socred late in da second half like bruvz. It meanz we have a propa madderz game against Celtic like to make sure wez qualify like! ize hope wez do az ize love palying around Europe like. Ize a propa wicked experience like and meanz dat youz get like a free holidayz to da country like az well. Savez on da money like!

Da gaffa gave some good newz though az he still wantz to sign my main man Owen Hargreavez like. Ize hope he doiez but poor old Owen ize like still getting fixed up afta breaking hez leg like Bruvz. He'd be like propa quality and dat ie exactly what Man Utd needz like!

Yo Bruvz

Youz neva believe it but P Diddy payz uz a visit in Copperhaggerz like before tonightz game like. Hez gave me a call like and said "Yo Bruv, Ize gotta catch up with youz like. Any chance ize could like meet da Roonster like?" I waz like, "No Probz Bruv like, Ize gonna get it sorted bruv!" and he was like "Yeah Bruv, youz still da Man like" and da call ended like. Ize den called Wazza and say, "Yo Bruv, you knowz you like startin ta like love da rapping bruv?" and Wazza was like "Yeah Bruv, Ize lovin da rapping like Bruv. Ize reckon P Diddy ize da man like. whyz you ask Bruv?" and Ize den said "Coz hez like in town and Ize can like tryz to get you to meet him like Bruv!" and Wazza waaz like "Don't wind uz up Rio like coz youz not Mercing me like!" and Ize like, "Naaa Bruv, dis ize legit like. Ize come round and let youz speak to him on ma phone like Bruv." and he waz like "Youz Serious Bruv, dat ize like Propa wicked like" and Ize like "Yeah Bruv, youz best be Ready as P Diddy not like ta wait around Bruv" and Wazza waz like "Safe Bruv, See you in like 5 Bruv" and he den ended da call like. My Phone den rings and itz da Gaffa like. Ize answer da phone "Yo Gaff, whatz up like?" and Sir Alex waz like "Yo Rio, youz like wanna get some lunch like coz like Giroman ain't about and Ize know you be wanting dat Chicken Salad like." Ize like "Youz da man Sir Alex, but ize gotta get P Diddy and Wazza meeting each otha so Zie not know whatz going on Bruv!" and da Gaffa waz like "You'ze not worry, Ize come along az will be a wicked photo like" and Ize like "Safe Bruv, Safe!" and ended da call. Den Wazza comes round and ize like "So wherez P Diddy den huh?" and Ize like "Look let mez call him and youz can speak to him like and sort out where to have lunch like Bruv!" so Ize ring P Diddy and am like "Yo Bruv, Itz Rio!" and P Diddy like "Yo Rio, Whattsup Bruv?" and Ize like "Ize got da Roonster here for youz P Diddy but da Gaffa wantz ta take me ta lunch like for some Chicken Salad like" and P Diddy ize like "Well youz really lovin da salad ain't ya" and ize like "Shit yeah, da Chicken Salad ize like propa wicked innit" and P Diddy waz like "Yeah Bruv, da Chicken Salad ize propa wicked like. Ok if Ize join youz like?" and Ize like "Sure Bruv, anyting for youz like and I'll make sure da Roonster ize der like for youz az well. Wanna speak to him now on da phone Bruv?" and P Diddy waz like "Courze Bruv" and so ize passed Wazza da phone. Dez chatting like and Wazza ize like well impressed and den da Gaffa arrivez and seez Ize got Wazza on da phone with P Diddy. Wazza endz da call and says "P Diddy got a Limo pickin uz up and hez gonna take uz all out for lunch like, including da Gaffa!" and Ize like "Propa Madderz P Diddy ize. Hez da man like!" and da next ting youz know der ize a knock at da door and P Diddy ize already der like! Propa Madderz! Anywayz, P Diddy takez uz all out ta lunch and we get a propa wicked pici done liek bruvz. Check it out!

P Diddy lovin da Man Uuu Crew Like!

Ize loved my Chicken Salad in readiness like fro tonightz game Bruv. If wez win tonight like den wez already qualified from da Cahmpo League group like which will be propa Wicked. P Diddy ize gonna watch da match like so nuff respect for him Bruvz