Yo Bruvs 
Sorry for like not wiritng much in da last few dayz but itz been a bit madderz recently 
youz see, Saturday waz like propa wicked coz we had a madderz result against da Ports-mouth like! Wez beat dem like 3-0 and with Louis, Cristiano and Nemanja scoring some madderz goalz like! Well appy afta dat day and all waz well! To make da weekend propa wicked like Chelski lost to da Spurs like. Dat meanz we are 3 points clear like and in a propa quality position in da league like!
Tuesday waz no good like coz wez like lost to Southend like and dey knock uz out da Carling Cup like. Propa madderz like Not sure howz dat happened like but it didz so wez just gotta like get on with da other compos like and try and win dem instead like! Madderz innit how wez can be top of da premiership like but loose in da cup to southend innit! Just showz dat football ain't az like easy to figure out az people tink like. Perhapz why Ize like alwayz confused like bruvz!
Anywayz, dat ain't da most madderz ting like! What waz even more madderz waz da minger dat stole my car like ! Hez got caught tanks to like da hidden camera in my car but waz still madderz like! It had my laptop like in da boot so Ize not able to write on ere like until Ize got it back like! Anywayz, da panda got caught and az he thought like dat he waz like a panda he ended up being kept in da Zoo for further questioning. Check out da picie Ize got of him in my car like!
Do you tink hez know dat der waz a hidden camera like?
Anywayz, after a madderz week like tis one Ize needed to like wirte loadz bruv to make sure youz kept up ta date like! If any more pandaz try to steal my car like Ize get you da excluseeve bruvs doncha worry bout dat like!
Perhaps he thought it was a police car from the 60's.
And Chelsea did not loose, we just let the other fella's have a go.