Yo Bruvz 
Tonight will be a propa madderz night as wez play da first leg against Ac Milan in da Champo League Semiee Bruvz! Ize propa upset dat Ize got injured again ova da weekend and felt da 1-1 against Middlesbrough could ave been propa badderz for uz, but Chelski only managed a draw like against da Newkiez so wez still got our 3 point lead Bruvz. Anywayz, Wez got a propa wicked chance ta go into da Champo Final but wez need a good performace tonight Bruvz, and Ize hope da team do uz all proud and get a good result to build on when wez play da second leg away in Milan like Bruvz.
Evverz could help da defence tonight but Ize tink da Gaffa might start him on da bench and see how our fit playerz do like
phinebooty
good luck tonight and make sure you win!